I told the story about trying stand up comedy once in 2003... And why I’ve never attempted it again. Taken from this weeks Patreon IF I WERE YOU.
New @headgum video today made me laugh a lot. Proof on our YouTube channel.
2020 has been peachy so far.
After years of begging, I finally did my favorite basketball podcast today — NO DUNKS! Online now.
#TBT to when men were boys because they looked like they were 14 at age 22.
Geoff texts me a lot.
September/October boiled down to one colorful minute! Five 2 month chunks down... one to go!
My brother: THE HOT SAUCE KING OF NEW ORLEANS.
The New Orleans Chameleon fits into all shapes and colors...
Our Patreon is one year old! Thanks to everybody who has subscribed—more to come in Year 2!
Tiny chair/Giant chair
Lol. Imagine if chips were THIS HEAVY? Hahahahh. I’m dead, fam 😂
July/August. 1 second everyday. Welcome to the last third of 2019!
#TBT to 2003. I would blame the year for my bad clothing choices, but everybody else in this photo looks pretty normal...
Today’s Bonus Patreon video episode of IF I WERE YOU, had Jake discussing his first romance... and why it was all too much too soon.
Los Angeles, 2019. I took this on August 15. If you’re reading this in the future— this is what art was like during the Sad Awakening. Two years before the Great Uprising. That amount of ‘likes’ you see probably outnumbers the amount of civilians left on “Middle Americana.” Isn’t that something. Did history remember me as an artist or a coward?
Happy Birthday. For every LIKE on this photo I’ll Venmo request Jake that amount then accept it from his phone when he’s not looking.
Watched one of my favorites on the Patreon today— “Full Body Cast.” Recording new episodes next week, what should we watch?
Imagine knowing @iamgeoffreyjames and getting texts like these. He’s a dumbass.
Can’t ever take a serious photo of these two sweetos— even on their (Happy ) Birthday! Luke only has a finstagram so he won’t see this, but @avitalash will!
The Modern Workplace. Oil on Canvas - 2019 By: @mars .mel
It took 52 years, but I finally downloaded that FaceApp.