risen. like bread. and also doughy.
Spot the fake.
HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT HOLYSHITHOLYSHITHOLYSHIT #snl
What is tiny and black and deadly and has eight legs and is going to blow your damn minds next may? #redguardian #karlmarx #comeatmecaptainamerica #scarlettjohansson #rachelweisz #florencepugh #d23 #marvelstudios
Hopper you dumbass.
The jet lag will wane...but this, THIS will remain. #blackwidow #scarlettjohansson #rachelweisz #sdcc #americasass #russiasbearass
We did it, fam. #sdcc #blackwidow #mcu
I’m just a fan art, fan page. Soon, I debut my fan art of some of your fan art, cause I’m such a fan. And the universe will turn in on itself and implode. El and Hop. Jim and Jane. Dad and daughter. Brazen giant and Mighty woman.
I don’t speak Spanish, but I think the title of this article there says, ‘David, enough with the coffee, man, we’re trying to take a picture.’ @gqmexico thank you for the lovely cover. And especially for including me in a magazine that features the CHAMP Andy ‘the destroyer’ Ruiz. He burst my heart wide open when I saw him at the garden that incredible night! Viva Mexico!
It may not have been so til now...but the fact the @netflixisajoke let me and @saltinwound make this indeed proves that Netflix IS a joke. If you like me, and you like idiotic silliness, you’ll love this. If you hate me but love idiotic silliness, you’ll appreciate this as a noble stab at something original while not actually laughing. If you hate me and only appreciate serious period drama, you’ll love the costumes in this and think we should have given @kateberlant a lot more to do. Enjoy Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein. Today July 16 on @netflix And let me know if that final comma should really be a semicolon. It should, shouldn’t it?
In some other dimension where Suzie didn’t demand a very inconvenient karaoke sesh with her fella, and saved us all three minutes by being the ‘google’ we needed her to be in that moment...(artist, declare yourself... )
THE most dangerous criminal alive.. he has murdered MANY children (artist: @that_nunez kid )
Feelin’ cute, may delete later. Do what these @beardseason guys tell ya to below and at beardseason.com. Get checked early for skin cancer. And thanks for the nice pic @mrelbank , jet lag, good lighting and some retouching does wonders, don’t it? ———- Posted @withrepost • @beardseason This is @DkHarbour by @MrElbank A superbly timed portrait. Not only because he stars as Hopper from @StrangerThingsTV which literally just launched its third season, breaking records and captivating tens of millions of people around the world, but because he’s sporting a seriously magnificent #beard. A beard which can now save lives... David wrote to us a few months ago wondering if we had any recommendations for barbers in New York for a beard trim. After picking up my phone (and jaw ) from the ground, I tried my best to line up some leads. He was such a nice bloke and it was awesome to know he appreciated our cause and what we were doing as a charity. So, I dropped the question... would he like to become a #BeardSeasonAmbassador, and if so, would he be keen to mark the appointment with a portrait by @MrElbank It was a long shot. Firstly he’s based in the states and secondly, he’s one of the most popular actors in the world right now, so we counted ourselves lucky to just be chatting. I sent him a link to Brock’s work (which of course he loved ), and as fate would have it he would be in London in July. Like so many moments for #BeardSeason the planets were aligned. Wes was up there pulling strings for us again... And this, is the phenomenal result. Such an honour to be able to work with such talented people, helping us Champion the early detection of melanoma - one of the world’s deadliest cancers. If everyone who sees this photo visits their GP or #dermatologist for a #BeardSeasonSkincheck, and shows their support at beardseason.com - we’re going to save a lot of lives. Now that’s how you #BeardWithPurpose. 🙌🧔🏻🙌
Listen, he was one of the greatest actors that ever lived, ok, there, I said it. AND he had noble intentions, ok?? He wanted to bring theater to the masses!! He wanted to bring you all ART, dammit! And guess what?! Money doesn’t grow on trees okay, guys!! And so there’s no shame in bagging a couple sweet and sexy endorsements to provide the much needed bread to give the world the gift of THEATRE!! He was a genius, dammit! My father David Harbour Jr. was a genius!! And you can even see it in the brilliant acting choices on display here, in this bourgeoise advertisement! Don’t you DARE mock him!!!
One of my all time favorite singers in the world has a tour coming up. She’s Jim Croce with less moustache and more adult alternative/indie rock vibe. Check out @alisonsudol on Spotify and then go see her live this summer/fall. Posted @withrepost • @alisonsudol summer tour tickets are now on sale at alisonsudol.com 🌖🌸❤ 08.01 // San Diego, CA // Soda Bar 08.02 // Los Angeles, CA // The Moroccan Lounge 08.03 // San Francisco, CA // Café Du Nord 08.05 // Portland, OR // Doug Fir Lounge 08.06 // Vancouver, BC // Fox Cabaret 08.07 // Seattle, WA // Sunset Tavern 09.04 // Saint Paul, MN // Turf Club 09.05 // Chicago, IL // Schubas Tavern 09.06 // Saint Louis, MO // Blueberry Hill Duck Room 09.07 // Nashville, TN // The Basement 09.09 // Columbus, OH // A&R Music Bar 09.10 // Pittsburgh, PA // Club Café 09.13 // Brooklyn, NY // Rough Trade 09.15 // Washington, D.C. // Rock & Roll Hotel 09.16 // Philadelphia, PA // Boot & Saddle
Coming soon to a rabbit ears tv near you... Twitter handle @eddiespuhghetti made this and I laughed my moustache off watching it. #wheelbarrow
The worst busybody in Hawkins... “Hey Jim, it’s Gary, I just wanted you to know that Joyce Byers, blah, blah...” (And a glimpse into what’s its like to work with the greatest movie star of my generation. She is so vulnerable and personal and intimate and complex in her work. And between takes, while I stew and stomp around ‘staying in character’, she is light and makes me laugh and helps me realize that life is short and I should enjoy it. And I do. Because of her ). #jopper #fuckinggary #iwantyourfamilytofeelsafe #iwantyoutofeellikethiscanbeyourhome
‘Feelings. Jesus. The truth is, for so long, I’d forgotten what those even were...and then, I left some eggos out in the woods...’
In loving memory... ( @drawsyourcar - artist ) #machina #schtopp #vroomvroom
Y’all have a nice 4th? #nocherrynodeal #fatrambo #3inches #cantspellamericawithouterica #heroes #justforoneday
Cinema has its own language. Furry dragons, quests to overcome the nothing, magical books. Certain films get so scratched into our souls. Episode 8 of #strangerthings3 is my newest. The sounds, the colors, the heroism, the pathos, the humanity, the love. May it be so for you. It soars with laughter and tears. You’ll feel like a kid again (or a kid, STILL. ) Happy season 3, everyone. Now streaming on @netflix What a dream come true to play a part in making this season for you.
In less than 24hours you can watch jim hopper act as stubborn, miserable, broken, and reckless as he’s ever been. But all with a deeply irreverent inner glee, as wide and full as his ‘stache. #strangerthings3 #july4th #biggerbadderhopper
A mockumentary about my tortured past growing up in a world of acting, theater, the mob, beef wellington, expectations of a julliard lineage, and desperate attempts to live in the limelight by writing one of the worst adaptations of Frankenstein imaginable. Flooding your world with a deluge of fake news about me, played by me, and me, and me. Frankenstein’s Monster’s Monster, Frankenstein. July 16 on @netflixisajoke
‘What did you think? We were gonna play D&D in my basement for the rest of our lives...we’re not kids anymore.’ #july4th #strangerthings3 #janehopper #tripledeckereggoextravaganza
Best. Season. Yet. #strangerthings3 #winonaforever #jopper #july4th
Switched outfits. But he wouldn’t let me hold his axe. Whatever. Thanks @mallofamerica for your crazy log ride. Making starcourt look bad.
How excited are you for a new trailer? As excited as @brettgelman must have been to stand very close to and downwind from a sweaty, bloody, angry, yet still well-fed Hopper? Probably. The wait’s over. 7:11. Not the store. That pacific time when we let her out into the world. Trailer tonite. 🕖🙃
Happy Father’s Day
#jopper since class of ‘58. @polaroidoriginals #ad
Because when you google, ‘david harbour no pants’ I want you to have some RESULTS! thanks @esquire 🚫👖
...exceeeept how rock n roll that sweet @strangerthingstv poster always is.
Simpler. Squinty. Lusciously locked. Anonymous. Desperate for attention. Pre-condemned to the ancient 3 pronged curse. Dewy. Like early morning moss.
Pro parenting tip: when your daughter asks if she can keep the lizard she found in the backyard, say no.
...but it WILL change your facial hair, sleeve length and waist size, for sure.