*burps* My merch:
James Charles visited me tonight. It was nothing short of terrifying.
Yes I took my parents to the shorty awards. What of it?
Hey dudes, sorry for the rather basic “insta thot” post. Yesterday was prom and I felt like a proud mom so I decided to post a photo for you all to see! To everyone begging me to post a serious photo, this one’s for you. It will never happen again - I swear on my dead gold fish’s grave (don’t ask how he left us ). Anyways, that’s all; I hope you’re all doing well, and I’ll be popping by your house at around 3 PM for the blueberry jam (it better be ready ).
This is my first purchase from Urban Outfitters. All I can say is: Money well spent.
Our reign of terror has begun. But in all seriousness my dudes, thank you so much for this. I am indebted to you forever and it truly is a blessing to have a platform where I can post my questionable content. Thank you❤️❤️❤️!!!
I’m so blind that I have to take a shower with glasses on or else I will slip and injure by bum bums.
Hi, my name is Moss and my favourite colour is clear. I enjoy the scent of bicycle grease and the sounds of radio static. My favourite dinner food? escargots. Mmmm...yes nothing like some marinated snails to begin my morning. Job? No job. I’m unemployed. I’m just one cat OuT oN tHe ToWn, baby!!! If you wish to copulate, please mail me a waiver.
Ladies and gents, the rapture is upon us.
When in doubt, print with plaid!
H A I L S A T A N
I don’t know how to caption this.
I would like to give a special shoutout to Canada Post for figuring their shizzle out and ending their strike. It is because of this that I was graciously delivered this nerf gun. P.S. if Canada Post ever goes on strike again, let’s just say there will be no mail to deliver. I really hope they are picking up what I am putting down cause I don’t want to have to go after anyone with this zombie strike double barrel nerf gun. HEED MY WARNING.
Why do I keep posting grade 8 photos of myself.
I went hamlet today in English class.
Let the baking begin🍪 For real though, thank you guys so much and I love you with all my heart. I wish we could all have a family reunion and become the best of friends. I love you so much❤️.
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Time for a q&a baby. Dm me anything straight from the devils armpit and I will try my best to answer it T H I C C L Y. Luv u cookies❤️
I’ve done it y’all @Tweet Tweet it’s Joana
For some reason, I just thought this had to be out there for the world to see.
I spent five minutes of my life putting this picture together. And it’s picture day. Hair? Not done. Skin? Looking like ass. Time well spent? Yop. Hotel? Trivago
Time for breakfast
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Bicc it’s me.