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100% failure rate.
That’s why I only do brunch dates now.
If only it were that easy.
Did they see the message?⠀ Why are they not texting back?
I treat myself constantly.
So is cheese.
He is just as surprised as you are.
What tradition do you think is the most outdated and should not be followed anymore?
Cause I'm broke.
At least now I know how it's made.
Before smartphone, it was shampoo bottle.
Please stop hard selling.
They have their own definition of "just a trim."
I guide others to a treasure I cannot possess.
"How are you?"
And food/customer service.
Sorry I wasn't paying attention to you.
And they didn't even mean it when they apologized.
They know when you're in a bad mood.
Also where I keep thinking about lunch and dinner.
Just prioritizing my personal time.
An unreasonable amount of money.
I spend more time opening and closing it than browsing it.
Or just switch to texting.
Happy first day of Fall🍂
They never apologize even when it's their fault. They just bring you food.
Which song speaks to your imaginary relationship?
I don't want to see it again.
Ride or die until the end.
Favorite character: *got rejected*⠀ Me: Oh poor baby⠀ Me: *got rejected*⠀ Me: oh well...
The sound of disappointment.