Actor, Baker, Candlestick Maker
Maison drew this tonight. She said, “This is a girl Santa who took the drugs to grow whiskers.” I present: Transa Claus.
The kids desperately wanted a pet, we didn’t want the dander, so we got them a robot cat. It was a perfect plan until the neighborhood cat, Tiggy, stopped by and fell in love. Now we live with a robot cat and a real cat. Can you tell which is which?
Getting a script from me can be a back-breaking effort. I have 3 left! I’ll be giving them away to good homes. If you want one, text me so I can get to know you: (323 ) 405-9939
I hate to be one of those parents who brag about their precocious children, but at just 7 years-old Maison drew this photo-realistic portrait of me drinking a cup of tea. I sat perfectly still for 25 minutes while she worked on it...
I’m still conspiring with people to find good homes for my recyclables. Want in? Text me! (323 ) 405-9939
I’ve still got a few more signed scripts to give away—sorry, the magazines are gone. Text me! (323 ) 405-9939
In my infinite magnanimity, I’m giving away signed scripts to people who text me, but some of you CONSPIRACY THEORISTS have questioned whether it’s really me texting. I took a photo to prove it, but it came out backwards, so I screencapped too. Text me: (323 ) 405-9939
This is a cry for help. TEXT: (323 ) 405-9939
I'm being auctioned off to the highest bidder, but it's for a good cause: bit.ly/2XPnPOG
It’s unseasonably warm and sunny in Vancouver, so I took a photo of my nostrils for you.
Recently, Vicki went back to school to learn about the @gardenschoolfoundation & their programs for underserved kids. Want to do something for #GivingTuesday & get a holiday gift at the same time? Get our book! 100% of our profits go to this program & others like it: bit.ly/AEClub_AZ LINK IN PROFILE
I wasn't confident this would go well, but luckily Zep was there to supervise. Nice work. bit.ly/AEClub_AZ LINK IN PROFILE 📸: @danneelackles512 Repost from: @danneelackles512 : They did it! The boys made us lunch...with a little help from The Adventurous Eaters Club! Thank you @Misha , Vicki, West and Maison for creating this cookbook that inspires families to cook REAL food and have REAL fun doing it. We love you guys and the bacon-kale-sushi was a hit! 🍣 🥓 🥬 #theadventurouseatersclub #harperonebooks #familytime
Black Friday feels like a good day for a yard sale: shopstands.com 12 hours only! 100% of our profits go to charity.
A poem of thanks by me.
I’m shopping with my dear friend @malcolmgladwell .
The @berkeleybowl grocery store is like a pepper museum.
Oh, nothing. Just a wild horse.
Don’t tell Dean.
LA has the best billboards. bit.ly/AEClub_AZ LINK IN PROFILE
Went out on the boat with my dear friend #lukeburbank on a beautiful fall day. Engines quit and I had to call boat AAA to get a tow. I tried to act cool for Luke, but part of me thought we might die. All-in-all, an exciting afternoon.
Made it to the final round! We're so close to winning this, so I'm upping the ante. If we win, I'll get you a unicorn.* bit.ly/GoodReadsCook2019 *B.Y.O. Unicorn
Yesterday, I engaged in an emergency rescue mission to teach @kaymill0 (on Twitter ) how to properly cook breakfast. bit.ly/AEClub_AZ LINK IN PROFILE