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Private plane ✔️ Mickey mouse slippers ✔️ Bag of BBQ Kettle chips ✔️ . CONFIRMED: DIDDY JUST FUCKIN GETS IT!!!!!!!
Simon Cowell is my body/fitness/lifestyle/animal/attitude goals forever. We absolutely stan a SNATCHED king
I do NOT know what’s going on with Lenny Kravitz’s CGI-looking abs but I don’t even care. Get out of The Polar Express and get into my bed... just saying!!!!
straight up I would absolutely love to get spit roasted by these two musical legends on Billy Joel’s 8 million dollar boat #dreamvacation
me on my way to get that bomb ass D
Every generation has a defining moment. For our parents it was JFK's assassination. For our grandparents it was D-Day. For me? It was today. September 4th, 2019. The day Jeremy Renner announced he's shutting his app down. For years this app has been an invaluable source of Jeremy Renner-related updates. And now, just like that, it's gone. I'll never forget this day. And I'll never forget the memories. Godspeed and rest in power, Jeremy Renner app. I hope we can meet again, in another life, when I get to use you on my angel phone in heaven. #RIPJeremyRennerApp
If you need me this Tuesday you can find me watching this surreal video of Jeff Goldblum, dancing on a random balcony, seemingly completely unaware of his surroundings, just absolutely feeling himself in his double animal print outfit. Also of course Jeff Goldblum is a Normani stan-- that checks out for me.
Is anyone else getting "facetiming with your parents vibes" from this photo of cardi b and john travolta?
This photo of Jay Leno doing yoga is giving me the calming and centering energy I need to get through the rest of this week. Namaste. I mean... NAMAST-JAY
Knowing that David Duchovny is in the studio "recording new songs" is giving me the strength and hope I sorely needed to get through the rest of my day
It's not the end of summer unless you have a giant Judge Judy towel on the beach! PRE LABOR DAY SALE! USE CODE "SIMONCOWELL" for 20% off everything at carolinegoldfarb.com/store
2019, fully botox-ed out simon cowell is literally exactly what I look like trying to stay awake at work between 2-5pm
Salma Hayek posted a photoset of herself sexy drowning and changed the game forever. Yes she looks incredible but also like does she need a lifeguard??
❤️👑 Shia LaBeouf’s Mom Appreciation Post ❤️👑 It’s a little know fact but behind every well dressed man there’s a woman literally covered in scarves. In this house we STAN a queen of embellished belts, rugged footwear, and renaissance faire hair. Queens 👏🏻 recognize 👏🏻 Queens.
Dennis Rodman's TikTok is causing me a lot of confusion and anxiety. Why, of all the songs ever recorded in the world, did he choose Fireflies?? Is Dennis Rodman a sensitive scene girl from 2009? Also I've watched this approximately 475 times and I don't understand why he pushes away both A ) the concept of TikTok and B ) Smartphones, which are both instrumental in making this video and extremely necessary components in Dennis Rodman's future success as a prolific TikToker. Either way, I'm excited to see what further work Dennis creates on the platform in his downtime from being a peace envoy to North Korea!
Watching anyone else aggressively stomp completely off beat to 90s classic Suavemente might be awkward — but when Mama O, patron saint of vegetables does it? It’s literally fucking divine.
you know I had to do it to em ✨ judge judy towels and mary kate & ashley towels available now at carolinegoldfarb.com/store
Fucked around and made some OSP Juul skins ✨ 3 iconic designs avail at link in bio 💕
Rob Lowe with a gigantic tortoise is the definition of Hot Girl Summer #HotGirlSummer
I am finding myself quite literally moved to tears over this video of katie couric passionately playing the piano. c'est magnifique, bitch!
celine dion on a bird scooter is my new religion
someone out there made a full blown 3 piece suit set out of my rihanna towel? I don’t understand it but I’m also not mad at it. REMINDER: everything is 50% off my store now through Sunday! You can upcycle a towel into some co-ords! 💕🍓 . carolinegoldfarb.com/store
Happy MF independence day you gorgeous sensual angels. Everything in my online store is 50% off today through Sunday! No code just check out. Show your patriotism and possible day drunkenness with a pack of Lindsay Lohan mugshot coasters or a rhinestone zaddy hair clip. This picture is from my 2019 calendar and I hope it puts you in that SUMMER SPIRIT!! ***NO CODE JUST CHECK OUT AS USUAL AND DISCOUNT WILL AUTOMATICALLY APPLY ***
seeing any dame in a zipline would be insane. seeing DAME JUDI DENCH in a mother fuckin zipline? that, my friends, is divine.
This is the funniest thing I’ve ever seen. Also I truly wish Vincent D’Onofrio was my Doctor.
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Glenn Close's face with the masc snapchat filter has ruined me for life. I'll never find someone this sexy, this powerful, this wise. I just want GlennMan Close to hold me and tell me everything's going to be okay. While maybe also gently fingering me.
Why watch the latest season of Black Mirror when you can just look at this terrifying, dystopian photo Barbra Streisand posted of her 3 cloned dogs sitting on the host dog’s grave
Let me put it simply. I’m extremely freakin’ horny for this photo of Wolf Blitzer at Costco.
this photo of Taylor Swift and Marilyn Manson just opened up my third eye. I’ve ascended to Valhalla.
I’m so conflicted. On one hand, Jeff Goldblum is a certified, longstanding, card-carrying member of the Zaddy Committee. On the other hand, seeing his 66 year old old man legs in bike shorts is making my vagina feel sad. Seriously, my pussy needs a Wellbutrin Zoloft Ashwagandha cocktail STAT.