Dumb stuff made by me, Jen jen @jenlewis website
This is the purest thing I’ve ever witnessed and I hope it makes your day a little brighter, but more importantly: HELLO, HOW ARE YOU TODAY? ALSO: His incredible mom has been raising money for The Leukemia & Lymphoma Society, which is extremely important to her and our family — you can read her story at the link in my bio and donate if you can 💛
I worked with my loves at A24 to design an emoji pack for one of the LAST movies you would ever expect to have an emoji pack and I’m obsessed with it. Go download yer Willem Dafojis and Roboji Pattinsojis for iMessage at the link up top!
Makes you think
This is how it’s pronounced
There, that’s better
I always feel like a butthead whenever I post screenshots of my tweets on here, so instead here’s a picture of a printout
I don’t know why this is making the rounds on all the meme accounts right now, it is NOT Home Alone season, but here’s the original version that still has my credit on it
This probably isn’t the right time to pivot to a “cartoons poopin’ in my selfies” account but here you go
Hey remember this? I got to talk about this little internet relic on @planetmoney !
I always feel weird posting full-on tweet screenshots on here but I need everyone to see this
I resisted this app but now I love this app
If you want this emoji you can HAVE IT (in the form of a sticker ), link in bio
Lost some followers, making sure it’s worth it by posting all my Jimmy Buffett .jpgs
If I were in charge of Coachella. (This is old but I post it every year because ideally it would be an annual thing. )
Was a close one but here’s my top 9
Home Alone 2: Safe in Miami
Shoutout to folks with winter jumpsuits, this holiday is for us and only us.
“PUT THAT COOKIE DOWN! NOW!”
Here’s your seasonal reminder that I designed a sticker app that’s just 48 versions of *a chef kissing its fingers* and they’re currently dressed for winter. (Link in bio )
I love him so much
It’s that time of year, folks!
thank u, next
If you still need a costume, “7-Eleven” and “Ocean’s Eleven” won me and @elliesunakawa some money and it could maybe win you some money, too. Because that’s what Halloween is about. Winning money.
I was bored so I edited “The Shape of Water” to reflect the REAL amount of time it takes to peel a hard boiled egg.
I just wanted to take another look at you.
I post this every year and I will not stop!
Can someone show this to @GuyFieri ?? I need his permission because I’m an upstanding human and also because the App Store said so.
Can we make this a series?
Having fun over at @thingsthatneedtoexist , which is now 44% pool floats
Really makes you think.