Only sisters can beat the crap out of each other and go see a movie together 2 hours later. ( @tootiredtobecrazy )
Find me laying on the bed with my legs up waiting for it to take eyyyyyy
Raise your hand if you’ve ever been personally victimized by your dumb bish ways..... 😔🙋🏼♀️🙋🏻♀️🙋🏼♂️🙋🏽♀️🙋🏾♀️🙋🏽♂️ @tootiredtobecrazy
“Good D will imprison you” - Mother Theresa @fashionnova
Y’all can have the clubs, I just want a relationship like dis where the guy blocks me after I send him something like this and I cry myself to sleep as usual and think about him for 23 days straight, while he moves on, until I’m finally ready to move on and obsess over someone new....
LINK IN BIO 👆🏻 Happy V day : )
I want to say that this is relationship goals but to be honest at this point, anything is relationship goals to me. A guy that's breathing is relationship goals, if he'll have me at this point..... 😅 ( @dogsbeingbasic )
Sure sex is cool but so is texting a guy 75 times to make a point that ur not crazy n then masturbating while crying urself to sleep that ur probably going to end up alone. LOL happy almost Valentine’s Day : ) ( @violetbenson )
Real best friends take pictures of you without you needing to ask. 👯 ( @tootiredtobecrazy )
In case you were feeling sad about spending Valentine’s Day alone, here’s a quick reminder how alone u really r 😜
Everyone needs a work bff 👯♀️ @thedailylit
link in bio for full episode
Level of drunk: girl scrolling through text on the back of her phone.... 😩🤣
T8G ur BFF @tootiredtobecrazy
Ever pregamed so hard you had to stay home?
Ever start a fight for fun with ur bf n end up single n ur like wait no.... hahaha anyway yolo amiriteee
Y’all can have the clubs, I just want someone I can eat pasta n breadsticks with n then take a nap. 🥰
Wait so I never had one... damn my whole childhood is a lie. Did you??
Catch the rest of the episode on @tootiredtobecrazy LINK IN BIO 👆🏻
So marriage is basically finding someone who you can annoy for the rest of your life till one of you dies? Sign me up!!!! I’m ready. 👰🏼🤰🏼🤱🏼
What do people consider pregaming?? I legit get drunk off of one glass of wine and have the time of my life so I can’t relate. I’m always cheap drunk and fun. Forever. 💁🏼♀️