BEHOLD! Your merry band of frogs has arrived. Bask in the glory that is frogkind. Amphibious and amicable, we beseech you to join us in a boisterous jig 👁👅👁 • Also: if your name is Harry, you’re a cool cat and are welcomed into our Lilliputian league.
Julia subs in for Tyler this episode! Let us know if she should be permanent!
Julia takes Tylers place for this episode! Let us know if you want her to be permanent!
POV: Tyler And Jay are astounded and a bit disappointed that you haven't shared your favorite podcast w your favorite people!?!? Like... Y knot? Also @mckaelakatie is a bit confused, but here for it. Also. You're a little bit high? Maybe.
Howdy all you cool cats - we’re going live at 6! • Tune in on IG live or this will appear under your bed tonight. • This is a threat.
One sec, gotta go update Tyler's parkour stats... 🙄😢 -3 Table Jumping +4 Recovering w/ grace +0 👑 Multiplier (he dropped it in the fall... oopsie )
OH NO ETHAN 😳 HAS BEEN TURNED INTO A BANANA 🍌 AND THE ONLY CURE 💊 IS TO LISTEN TO OUR NEW EPISODE, OUT NOW WHEREVER YOU LISTEN TO PODCASTS!!!!!
FUCK, MARRY, KILL GONE WRONG [NSFW] • New episode out featuring @hkellam6 ! • This one’s the first of a two-parter so get excited for an abundance of headassery. • Slide 2: Wendigo Slide 3: Qalupalik Slide 4: Pulgasari Slide 5: Pulgasari 🥺
We’re back with another live show today! • Join us at 6:15 for the first look at our new episode. Or don’t... just hope the horny police don’t come bonkin’ at your door.
1/3 of your hosts, level 7 ultimate player, +66 star wars knowledge, $425.70 in left pocket (owes Ethan $5.01 though ), Chobani SLUT, currently under investigation by the FBI for being a ginger ale fiend . Toast: 78% Milkshake: -1 (previously 1, but he dropped it ) Console of choice/BDSM role: Switch . Part 3/3
1/3 of your hosts, 25 Good Boy Points (previously 500 but he spent them all on tendies ), +6 level 5 expertise in hair wrapping, x4.20 chest-hair-multiplier, alleged Florida Man wanted for grand larceny of alligators • Dexterity: -2 (jeans ), +2 (cuffed jeans ), +4 (cargo shorts ) Legs: surprisingly short at this angle (1/4 movement speed in difficult terrain ) • Part 2/3
Stats: 1/3 of your hosts, 5000 Hooters Rewards Points, 2x High Heel Proficiency, 69x Man-Spread-Multiplier, wanted in 3 states by local Horny Police. · Charisma: -1 (sober ) +6 (drunk ) 0 (High ). · Stamina: Less than he claims it is. · Part 1/3.
Your fave boys are on YouTube for your listening AND viewing pleasure. 😩😳 So now's the time to SMASH THE LIKE N SUBSCRIBE BUTTONS at the link in our bio. K thanks, love you all, we're so sorry.
We tried to up our production value so you wouldn't notice how bad we are at making jokes these days. I'd include a rough outline of the show here but, let's be honest, any sort of structure went out the window as soon as we sat down. Please enjoy. And if you don't enjoy, we're sorry. #liveshow #podcast #comedy #improv #quarantinecontent
Tune in tonight for another live show! Hit us up in the chat for some good times. • Thank you to @cosette_ur_mind_on_the_spirit for the immaculate conception of this meme. • Set up @ 5 Audience Interaction @ 5:30 Live Show @ 6 • We’re so sorry.
I feel God in this podcast tonight.
Only cum inside tenor saxophones.
NEW EPISODE! Come dissect Hollywood physics & tropes with us in Short Stack 3: YEP. Link in bio to all the places you can listen
We're going LIVE! Join us at 4pm tomorrow for an unedited, unscripted version of Hear Me Out! Goofs will be had, bits will be taken too far, technical difficulties will be wrangled. We might also take audience questions so be thinking ☺️